Dear Toronto Mob,
Jun. 26th, 2010 05:12 pmYou're all morons.
Smashing store windows and setting police cars on fire is a great way to protest poverty. Not. It's also not even a remotely good way to protest global warming, as the chemicals from that burning car are likely doing more harm than you could ever do good - which, granted, isn't a lot.
Also, I've sussed out that most of you aren't Canadian.
I say this because only Canadians are allowed to disrespect Toronto this way. And only if it's hockey-related. (But even then, we don't resort to vandalism on a grand scale - it's more drunken tom-foolery rather than purposeful destruction of property.)
In conclusion - you're all morons.
Me
(PS - All those OPP officers holding the riot lines: you don't get paid nearly enough for this shit, but I'm glad you're out there anyway.)
Smashing store windows and setting police cars on fire is a great way to protest poverty. Not. It's also not even a remotely good way to protest global warming, as the chemicals from that burning car are likely doing more harm than you could ever do good - which, granted, isn't a lot.
Also, I've sussed out that most of you aren't Canadian.
I say this because only Canadians are allowed to disrespect Toronto this way. And only if it's hockey-related. (But even then, we don't resort to vandalism on a grand scale - it's more drunken tom-foolery rather than purposeful destruction of property.)
In conclusion - you're all morons.
Me
(PS - All those OPP officers holding the riot lines: you don't get paid nearly enough for this shit, but I'm glad you're out there anyway.)